Gold rings. Gold rings would have been nice.
Instead Grendel the Community Cat has left a "present" behind the sofa in my office. At some point, I guess, before Solstice. Smell was hideous when I went in there.
And other people's cats just deposit mice and voles. Why do I have to have the cat that brings home dead badgers? I've no idea how he got it through the cat flap.