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Sunday, 11 December 2016

Public "Will Not Accept Brexit That Makes Them Worse Off"

In other news....

Lemmings demand Isaac Newton revises the Law of Gravity.

Turkeys look forward to a happy Christmas.

Man Utd fans expect Premier League Title.

Sampson demands improved building regulations for Philistine temples.

Americans expecting no irrational incompetence from next President.

Jumblies wonder why their feet are wet, sue sieve-makers.

1 comment :

  1. Is it the end of days? (I am not a robot)

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