Yes, I know. But it couldn't be helped.
Burton Dasset attended the latest round of the Bedfordshire Craft Activities knock-out today. Won the "preserved meats" section with his German Bier Sausage (no sniggering at the back). So he's matched up in the next round with the winners of the Gents' Natural Goats-Wool Undergarments division.
He's a bit worried. But I've reassured him in the words of the Human League's wonderful single, "Open Your Heart."
When they put you to the test
You know your wurst is better than their vest.