"It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments", saith the Psalmist.
But King David had not considered that Aaron might be using the "Huntsman's Beard Co Beard Oil" I found in the gentlemen's convenience in Bogwulf chapel this morning.
I believe this is called an unintended consequence. Who would imagine that encouraing men to be more manly would lead to this kind of behaviour? Beards must stop now.