Drayton Parslow telling me the Church of England bishops are right to be sticking up for a "biblical view of marriage."
To be fair to Marjorie Parslow, she's getting old in years and not likely to have any more children. So I joked to Drayton he might want to be thinking about a concubine.
He took the idea more seriously than I thought. Thought it would brighten up the place and was a good way to bring some interest to a bed. Albeit, inclined to roam. Which confused me. This isn't the sort of open attitude I expect from our Drayton.
Just got home and realised. He thought I meant celandine.