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Want a good laugh? Want to laugh at the church? Want to be secretly suspicious that the author has been sitting in your church committee meetings taking notes? Then Writes of the Church: Gripes and grumbles of people in the pews is probably the book for you.

From Amazon, Sarum Bookshop, The Bible Readers Fellowship and other good Christian bookshops. An excellent book for your churchgoing friends, relatives or vicar. By the creator of the Beaker Folk.

Friday, 24 November 2017

Collect for Black Friday

Give us, O God, elbows as sharp as those of Jonah, who had to pick up a replacement gourd cheap at the market in Nineveh.  Let our eye for a bargain be as keen as that woman in Proverbs who Evangelicals read about at weddings. And let us be as ready for Christmas as the Three Wise Men who, on that first Black Friday, picked up some very reasonably priced Frankincense and Myhrr from an Amazon, and due to her bargain prices still had some gold left over.

Amen.



Want a good laugh? Want to laugh at the church? Want to be secretly suspicious that the author has been sitting in your church committee meetings taking notes? Then Writes of the Church: Gripes and grumbles of people in the pews is probably the book for you.

An excellent book for your churchgoing friends, relatives or vicar. And don't forget it's nearly Christmas!

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