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Sunday, 10 December 2017

English Church in the Snow.... The Summary

People: Wow! Snow!

People in Villages: Better wrap up. Wonder where the vicar is?

Suburban / City Centre Gathered Evangelical Churches:  Service off due to snow.

The Organist: Can we not sing anything in Eb? The pedal sticks in cold weather.

Elderly female Methodists: Best stick an extra dead cat on my head.

 4x4-owning Churchgoers who live in Chelsea: Best not risk it. There might be a flake at some point.

Husborne Crawley Church in the snow
"Forget the service - let's just look at the church"

Anglo Catholics: Yeah, still on. We've borrowed an organist.

 People who normally try not to mention how few people come to their church: "Four people at church this morning!"

People who live near their churches: What's the matter with you people that don't get to church?

Churchwardens Everywhere: The oil-powered boiler cannae take it, Reverend.

Facebook: Pictures of the Church in the snow.

People in Newcastle: Might put on another layer. Nah. The Sunday vest should be enough.

Major James Dumpling of Little Tremlett: Maybe an extra tot before I set out.

People in Scotland: Sorry, what's all the excitement?




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3 comments :

  1. Photo of snow-covered St Mary's Bampton on Facebook. Could almost be a film set...

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  2. Yup, this pretty accurately describes the situation round here today. Some of the town churches were shut, but our village church held 8am and 10.30am Holy Communion.

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  3. We flew back from Lanzarote yesterday to find that reports of England's snowbound condition much exaggerated. We touched down at Liverpool ahead of schedule.

    Re putting on an extra layer: the Venezualan fro whom we hired bicycles for the week, showed me that he was wearing two tee-shirts because Lanzarote is so cold compared with home!

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