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Friday, 1 December 2017

The Beaker Advent Calendar

The Beaker Advent Calendar is something rather different. Rather than a load of chocolate hidden behind doors, or a set of Bible readings, we look for something more spiritual, more inter-faith, more generally expressive. And unlike the tradition calendars - secular or spiritual - we don't move the dates. We start on the 1st of December, and end on the 1st January. For reasons that should become obvious.

December 1st
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Anticipation 
 2nd
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Trepidation
3rd
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Renunciation
4th
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Millennarianism
5th
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Sesquipedalianism
6th
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Imagination
7th
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Dedication
8th
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Dedication
9th
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Dedication (that's what you need)
10th
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Education
11th
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Education
12th
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Not pushing it too far
13th
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Inspiration
14th
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Exhalation
15th
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Pastafarianism
16th
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Excitement
17th
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Incitement
18th
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Panic
19th
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Resignation
20th
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Floccinaucinihilipilification
21st
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Beaker Office Party
22nd
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Self-disgust
23rd
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Libation
24th
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Annunciation
25th
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Degustation
26th
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Recovery
27th
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Renunciaton
28th
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Teetotalism
29th
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Wondering what day it is
30th
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Dissolution
31st
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Resolution
1st January
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Medication

Want a good laugh? Want to laugh at the church? Want to be secretly suspicious that the author has been sitting in your church committee meetings taking notes? Then Writes of the Church: Gripes and grumbles of people in the pews is probably the book for you.

An excellent book for your churchgoing friends, relatives or vicar. And don't forget it's nearly Christmas!

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