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Want a good laugh? Want to laugh at the church? Want to be secretly suspicious that the author has been sitting in your church committee meetings taking notes? Then Writes of the Church: Gripes and grumbles of people in the pews is probably the book for you.

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Monday, 2 April 2018

Easter Monday - State of Clergy


Minister
Church
No of services
Chocolate eaten
Status
Drayton Parslow
Bogwulf Baptist
2
0 grammes
Annoying
Archdruid Eileen
Beaker Folk
3
3 chocolate oranges
Knackered
Charlii
Beaker Folk
1
1 egg
Taken the children to MK
The Great Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig Folk of Stewartby
0
None
Squeaky
Revd Joanna
"Lambslaughter Benefice"
5
2 boxes of Quality Street
Hoovering
Canon Vyvyan Westcliffe (retd)
Available for Occasional Offices
0
4 Creme eggs and a pack of Werthers Originals
Waiting for next week
Revd Arbuthnot McManus
Lt Tremlett Presbyterian Church (redundant)
0
17 eggs
Hallucinating
Revd Steve Steventon
St Stevens, Stevenage
3
3 eggs
Glad of the one church
Trev "The Rev" Kevminister
"Watercress Benefice"
18
No time
Not dead but sleeping
Revd Nathan
Trim Valley Benefice
7
3 eggs
Incoherent



With apologies to Spike Milligan
Want a good laugh? Want to laugh at the church? Want to be secretly suspicious that the author has been sitting in your church committee meetings taking notes? Then Writes of the Church: Gripes and grumbles of people in the pews is probably the book for you.

From Amazon, Sarum Bookshop, The Bible Readers Fellowship and other good Christian bookshops. An excellent book for your churchgoing friends, relatives or vicar. By the creator of the Beaker Folk.

2 comments :

  1. The Egg question is one that we all ask ourselves. Our Vicar has wisdom, she gives eggs away to all parishioners as they leave church, thereby shifting the guilt factor onto us. She is really coherent and together and has flown the nest to a warm spot in Spain for a fortnight, after a very busy Easter Season. I will be searching the bins for evidence of illegal secret consumption at the vicarage, but will no doubt not find any evidence of such debauchery.

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