tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post2281856876795005575..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: How the Badgers Moved the GoalpostsWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-40626040924214910032013-10-18T08:32:27.934+01:002013-10-18T08:32:27.934+01:00Here in Alderley Edge, we have had an influx of fo...Here in Alderley Edge, we have had an influx of footballing badgers, who buy up perfectly decent stockbroker tudor badger setts, fill them in, and build glass-topped monstrosities. They only emerge to visit the Porsche dealership in Wilmslow, with the other 2 foot tall hairy local males, to buy a Spyder (which makes them look bigger) in order to crawl up the A538/A56 of a morning behind the school traffic, to visit the training ground . We old witches are rather too snobbish to cultivate them as familiar spirits, but the younger mortal females seem to be rather less fussy. In any case, if Burton Dasset is reading this, please be aware that there is very little competition for your undoubted charms at this end of the A34, so next time Eileen or Charlii are unreasonable, get on your bike and come up the A5. Oh sorry, I forgot : (Jadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574649057747694825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-25646373964693552342013-10-18T07:54:35.938+01:002013-10-18T07:54:35.938+01:00In stead of a cull, he could just trim them a bit ...In stead of a cull, he could just trim them a bit - so perhaps Shearer as his No. 9 (would also confuse because of black and white strip).Ben Trovatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15299230935468606845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-26430278966653976552013-10-18T06:43:27.318+01:002013-10-18T06:43:27.318+01:00I think that Patterson has been well and truly Bad...I think that Patterson has been well and truly Badgered!!UKViewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18114944341930758335noreply@blogger.com