tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post2866086568249054983..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: How Could the Outcome of the Election Have Been so Wrong?WodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-20181209018591006742015-05-10T19:54:56.297+01:002015-05-10T19:54:56.297+01:00I have a theory? During WW2 the services used to p...I have a theory? During WW2 the services used to put #Bromide in the tea to reduce the libado of service men (and women), particularly Sailors (girl in every port, a wife in the home port) to control the spread of STD's (not subscribter trunk dialing ((on sencond thoughts...) and other unfortunate activities while living cheek by jowl with each others in water and leach filled trenches in the Burmes Jungle or Hampstead Heath. <br /><br />The late CONDEM govenment (or at least Mr Gove) came up with a plan to put the secret ingredient taken by Tories when they have their brain removed, into the water supplies in England and Wales (the two places they had control over) but not Scotland as they knew full well that it'd be diluted by the neat Whisky drunk by true scots instead of tea (or shudder, Coffee). This secret ingredient altered the political leaning from right to left, so that when they voted, the naturally chose the true blues over the commies (sorry Labour) and hence returned a conservative government.<br /><br />I understand that there is a large stone tablet, only one unsatisfied user for sale, and some very disgruntled leftie politicians currently rushing in their applications for seats in the Lords. Bromide has a lot to answer for - it fathers the generations that we've just let in.UKViewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18114944341930758335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-29784811297919794952015-05-10T15:54:56.054+01:002015-05-10T15:54:56.054+01:00Giles Fraser's polling booth has plush blue sa...Giles Fraser's polling booth has plush blue satin curtains. Mine didn't have any curtain at all. He's right, democracy is broken.Pam Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03952001402591649389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-15463280720758807082015-05-10T03:40:52.776+01:002015-05-10T03:40:52.776+01:00"It has been said that democracy is the worst..."It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried" - a former Conservative Prime Minister.Peter Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13395635409427347613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-39442921965472222832015-05-09T23:30:47.220+01:002015-05-09T23:30:47.220+01:00It's time to dissolve the electorate and choos...It's time to dissolve the electorate and choose a new one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-50712860277567551022015-05-09T20:41:17.714+01:002015-05-09T20:41:17.714+01:00I have conducted what I believe is a completely ac...I have conducted what I believe is a completely accurate poll by asking the 650 new members of the House of Commons how they would vote. Admittedly they are not representative of the population at large, seeing as how they contain a higher proportion of thieves, psychopaths and other dubious characters, but my prediction based on their replies is that Cameron will have 331 seats, a majority of 12 if we count the Speaker as a member of the Opposition, as we must.<br /><br />Lord Ashcroft is not the only person to be able to conduct a poll single-handed.Eccleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-10131677000248760972015-05-09T19:11:42.988+01:002015-05-09T19:11:42.988+01:00Giles' article explains at least one mystery. ...Giles' article explains at least one mystery. I believe Anti Moly escaped from her Notting Hell dungeon without her hearing aid in search of gin supplies a few weeks ago, and was last spotted outside a defunct Threshers in Stamford Hill. Can't help wondering if she was the old dear that he wasted the morning with.Jadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574649057747694825noreply@blogger.com