tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post3318688020268914222..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: Slap Bad Weather Journalists With A Large FishWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-73529583264310419982015-07-28T11:21:15.455+01:002015-07-28T11:21:15.455+01:00I think Billy Connolly nailed the weather reportin...I think Billy Connolly nailed the weather reporting system in a conversation he reported that he had had with a presenter called Wincey Willis (have I got that right?). I can't repeat his actual words on this chaste blog (well it was Billy Connolly, what do you expect?) so I will paraphrase:<br /><br />"Face it, love, people don't watch your spiel to find out about the weather; they watch it to ogle your female attributes. If they really wanted a weather report they'd just look out the replicating window."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-38753304032548241212015-07-27T19:33:35.871+01:002015-07-27T19:33:35.871+01:00I think that weather is what you find it to be. Y...I think that weather is what you find it to be. You're either hot, cold, wet or freezing and slipping and sliding everywhere.<br /><br />So, why all this scientific hoo hah when it's patently obvious that a finger wetted and raised in the air will tell you whether it's windy or not and which way the wind is blowing. <br /><br />A quick look at the tea leaves in Granny's cup will tell you the forecast for the next week or so (black spots in a china sky). <br /><br />Nah, b***** the met office and tv forecaster (apart from that Carol Kirkwood, who's a nice, mature lady of riper years and things) and just stick with looking out the window first thing and go with that.UKViewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18114944341930758335noreply@blogger.com