tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post95605639422132077..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: My Radical Theory About the ResurrectionWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-5024567382010063362013-04-01T15:28:35.200+01:002013-04-01T15:28:35.200+01:00That's it in a nutshell! he is risen indeed an...That's it in a nutshell! he is risen indeed and his followers are as confused and fallible as ever.Perpetuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01214396019726161983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-81266617654595545772013-03-31T17:31:44.422+01:002013-03-31T17:31:44.422+01:00I think you've cracked it. Have a blessed East...I think you've cracked it. Have a blessed Easter.Suemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03128736092253293640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-19553599099904181272013-03-31T16:06:58.011+01:002013-03-31T16:06:58.011+01:00Could anyone who's heard various eyewitness re...Could anyone who's heard various eyewitness reports of the same event doubt that variations creep in?<br /><br />There's something about Easter Sunday when you've dragged yourself through a particularly rough period during Lent, and then find yourself in church with absolutely everyone else, even the usual non-singers and the ones who haven't been in church since last Easter, so this is the only hymn they know, bellowing out "Jesus Christ is Risen Today" with the organist going a bit mad in the background along with the young brass players he's recruited. And then the service starts...<br /><br />Somehow it brings back hope.<br /><br />Alleluia!Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17343576593315811633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-67245984765140029662013-03-31T15:44:28.280+01:002013-03-31T15:44:28.280+01:00Thank you, your archdruidness.
He is risen indeed!...Thank you, your archdruidness.<br />He is risen indeed!<br />Alleluia!Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17698419206075182180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-8430991837165665422013-03-31T11:40:19.912+01:002013-03-31T11:40:19.912+01:00Scene: the squalid backroom of one of the disciple...<br />Scene: the squalid backroom of one of the disciples. Time: 2 days after the crucifixion. Jesus has been taken down from the cross and entombed. The disciples realise that their Lord is really dead.<br /><br />Peter: What are we going to do now? This wasn't meant to happen. He was supposed to be rescued at the last minute. <br /><br />Andrew: Yeah. God was supposed to send an army of angels to bring him down from that thing so we could give the Romans a bloody good smiting.<br /><br />Others: Shhh! They're probably listening right now!<br /><br />John: Alleluia!<br /><br />Others: Eh?<br /><br />John: Alleluia! He is risen!<br /><br />Peter: What? What the knowing Sheol are you doing? Are you mad?<br /><br />John: He is risen! I have seen Him!<br /><br />Peter: Oh I see! (gestures to the others.) Alleluia! He is risen!<br /><br />Andrew: Good one! Might work. Come on! Let's tough it out! Alleluia! Alleluia!<br /><br />Mary Magdelen: I saw Him in the garden! I touched Him!<br /><br />Peter: You would!<br /><br />MM: No really, I did, I touched Him. Just there. Like that.<br /><br />Andrew: Hang on! Waitabitwaitabitwaitabit! That's too glib. In 2000 years' time, who's going to believe it? We've got to add some inconsistencies. Come on guys, get creative!<br /><br />MM: I saw Him in the garden... but I didn't recognise Him – I thought he was the gardener.<br /><br />Clopas: Dad and me, we were on our way to...er...<br /><br />Simeon: ...Emmaus...<br /><br />Clopas: ...Emmaus, yeah, and we met this guy, right, and...<br /><br />Simeon: ...and he talked to us all the way, but we didn't recognise..<br /><br />Clopas: ...until he...<br /><br />Simeon and Clopas: (together) broke some bread!<br /><br />Clopas: ...and then we knew...<br /><br />Andrew: I gave him some fish...<br /><br />Peter: ...and a honeycomb.<br /><br />Andrew: What? Yeah, and a honeycomb. And he ate it all up.<br /><br />Thomas: Just a minute – I'm trying to think...<br /><br />John: Alleluia! He is risen!<br /><br />All: He is risen indeed!<br /><br />Peter: Right you lot! Out into the streets and spread the word! And don't forget the inconsistencies!<br /><br />Exeunt omnes.<br /><br />Thomas (off): Wait for me! Wait for me! What happened to the fish?tykewriterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17113470959997952946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-80939475397258612692013-03-31T08:37:24.931+01:002013-03-31T08:37:24.931+01:00Well Archdruid, you could be on to something.
He ...Well Archdruid, you could be on to something. <br />He is risen indeed.Paul Barlowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02014963316766214904noreply@blogger.com