tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post987484571651313224..comments2024-03-18T16:19:08.021+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: Growing for Growth StrategyWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-51940839397872566222015-07-04T12:42:11.554+01:002015-07-04T12:42:11.554+01:00The thing about this sort of committee meeting is ...The thing about this sort of committee meeting is that everyone at it needs to either be shot or given ECT.<br /><br />Growth isn't the end game for any faith group - bringing in the Aker's is.<br /><br />So, you need to attract several rich donors who you can fawn on and encourage to be benefactors (preferably weekly) of a couple of grand a month. This will pay the stipend, keep the boiler on in the winter and buy enough fair trade coffee and snacks for a whole year.<br /><br />This could fund a minibus to bring the congregation to church, avoiding the need to retain land as a car park, which could be sold off for more spondoola.<br /><br />The encouragement of poorer folk to sit in the Servants gallery is a good thing, as their body heat will keep them warm, meaning you can disconnect the heating up there.<br /><br />UKViewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18114944341930758335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-25950994905909509762015-07-01T11:31:37.419+01:002015-07-01T11:31:37.419+01:00Painfully true!Painfully true!Perpetuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01214396019726161983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-48107418807419237442015-06-29T15:18:32.015+01:002015-06-29T15:18:32.015+01:00Of course. Of course. Archdruid Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11849759985107161674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-40329098138928732552015-06-29T10:43:57.343+01:002015-06-29T10:43:57.343+01:00Oh dear Lord, you can't know how timely (and a...Oh dear Lord, you can't know how timely (and apposite) this post is! I hope I may have your permission to print it off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com