tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post2872992215531646659..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: The Church of England News Headline GeneratorWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-70328004779946489602013-06-26T14:21:48.525+01:002013-06-26T14:21:48.525+01:00"Randy Vicar Sells Wife - Drops Dead on Egdon..."Randy Vicar Sells Wife - Drops Dead on Egdon Heath.'<br /><br />I'm confused - is this random C of E or random Thomas Hardy?<br />Richard Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995833811532550388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-49255362398495354242013-06-26T08:50:45.749+01:002013-06-26T08:50:45.749+01:00Well, yes, but what you miss is that the rentaquot...Well, yes, but what you miss is that the rentaquotes find us. Andrew Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142758246789852557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-23825734800824172822013-06-25T21:52:07.879+01:002013-06-25T21:52:07.879+01:00Barmy parson in onesie......isn't that the cha...Barmy parson in onesie......isn't that the chap with the cute dogs, especially Audrey, who takes over twitter each morning and used to play in some pop band?????<br /><br />Portiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03033973817891956022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-54569048766736211152013-06-25T15:14:33.839+01:002013-06-25T15:14:33.839+01:00If I took your sentence above and randomised "...If I took your sentence above and randomised "women" and "gay", that would cover the next few, I reckon.Archdruid Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11849759985107161674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-26792145180491053182013-06-25T15:09:40.114+01:002013-06-25T15:09:40.114+01:00Never mind the Morrismen - they deserve it. But th...Never mind the Morrismen - they deserve it. But they're still hosing-down the curate, I hear.Archdruid Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11849759985107161674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-3248756074862180542013-06-25T11:01:10.495+01:002013-06-25T11:01:10.495+01:00"Randy evangelist replaces Matins with screen..."Randy evangelist replaces Matins with screenings of Game of Thrones<br />Giles Fraser writes controversial article in response"<br /><br />Surely this is a real headline? Everything except the word 'evangelist' anyway :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18395534300762460678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-31407583510771975932013-06-25T09:58:27.963+01:002013-06-25T09:58:27.963+01:00I know a vicar's husband who works for Sainsbu...I know a vicar's husband who works for Sainsbury's (please note correct spelling, btw) ...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05709049598918097427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-9899773409424098882013-06-25T08:31:55.156+01:002013-06-25T08:31:55.156+01:00will there be a General Synod version? Actually, i...will there be a General Synod version? Actually, it's 'CofE split over women bishops' whether or not we split at all, the papers have already identified their reliable rent-a-quotes who will find something to disagree about. Thereby proving that they're good Christians, as Jesus told us that if we disagree with a fellow Chrisitan about something, we should immediately tell the whole country but on no account talk to them one to one in private.David Keenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11872644403415655350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-54022590501399300402013-06-24T23:25:55.230+01:002013-06-24T23:25:55.230+01:00Excellent; would that people who should know bette...Excellent; would that people who should know better would take note.<br />Lots of suggestions for engaging society and a potential for huge national headlines without turning what is supposed to be a sacrament into a vehicle for self publicity.Archimandrite Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12854067631479008603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-36931138682546556532013-06-24T22:37:03.216+01:002013-06-24T22:37:03.216+01:00I must apologise - the WI flashmob jam-making sess...I must apologise - the WI flashmob jam-making session resulted in some inadequate boiling times, and we made rather too merry with Mrs McFlappin's Rhubarb Lemon and Glenlivet Marmalade. I apologise unreservedly to the Morrismen for the behaviour of my coven.jadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12630935810012897371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-44459165942276262532013-06-24T21:24:56.535+01:002013-06-24T21:24:56.535+01:00One in every village, I reckon.One in every village, I reckon.Archdruid Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11849759985107161674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-53782277077365951332013-06-24T21:00:51.333+01:002013-06-24T21:00:51.333+01:00"Randy worship leader replaces PCC with a cov..."Randy worship leader replaces PCC with a coven<br />Barred from village hall for life"<br /><br />Not fair! I know this man.<br />Andrew Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18142758246789852557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-90516584925887995652013-06-24T20:01:26.643+01:002013-06-24T20:01:26.643+01:00priceless - i feel that some of these are almost t...priceless - i feel that some of these are almost truejohn-of-haylinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06666868557634613383noreply@blogger.com