tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post7957473057624813923..comments2024-03-27T11:23:43.902+00:00Comments on Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley: The Vicar that Even Drinks and SmokesWodeWosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18381754587879658356noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-48717704655696584442014-05-04T14:40:04.892+01:002014-05-04T14:40:04.892+01:00I've never doubted that if Jesus came back now...I've never doubted that if Jesus came back now, he'd have been a 'bloke' with all of the Clarkson edges and foot in mouth episodes which have earned Clarkson a few brick bats. <br /><br />Off course, he might come back as a Woman, which would be infinitely worse if she drank and smoked - think of the effect on her unborn babies (that's if she decided that being celibate was too OT) and imagine being able to just click your fingers to light a fag and to turn a bottle of that french smelly water into the finest malt whisky.<br /><br />There's so many pluses that I think that we should vote for Mr Clarkson to be reincarnated as a female Jesus and he/she could do as they liked without question and we'd follow the freedoms displayed slavishly. No longer a pariah or the target of sneering left wing press, which decries solid working class past times and immoral - win, win in my book. :)UKViewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18114944341930758335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795284845836270713.post-42651632916234469382014-05-03T23:58:33.116+01:002014-05-03T23:58:33.116+01:00God once inhabited a burning bush. One theory abou...God once inhabited a burning bush. One theory about this is that He was smoking.Eccleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.com