Wednesday 13 January 2010

Weather Warning

The Met Office has issued a weather warning for the East of England.


Outbreaks of rain, sleet and snow during Wednesday have left roads and pavements wet in many areas. The temperature will fall below freezing, while our incompetent government and Met Office were convinced it would never be cold again so the local authorities didn't bother buying enough salt to cover a British winter.  This will lead to the formation of widespread ice on untreated roads and pavements during the evening, overnight and during Thursday morning.  If we're lucky we'll have some salt in about June time so we can more or less guarantee no icy roads then.  Not that it would matter.  There are now so many pot holes in them you won't be going anywhere.

The Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley would like to welcome you back to the New Stone Age.

1 comment :

  1. Dear Archdruid,
    I am much distressed at your blatant display of unpatriotic sentiment. Your entirely unwarranted criticism of this government (well, obviously ANY critcism is unwarranted!) is tantamount to treason. It is time that your dangerous cult is investigated properly by the authorities. All those pebbles can only lead to stone-throwing - and those tea-lights? Well, they are hardly far from petrol bombs, arent' they?
    If your door gets kicked in at 5am one of these days, you only have yourself to blame.
    (Not so) Respectfully,
    Mrs Trellis,
    somewhere in North Wales

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