So this is awkward.
Brenzil was so upset when Miamh went. He was inconsolable.
And then he heard about the GriefBots. And we tried to talk him out of it. We told him it wasn't really Miamh. It didn't have real thoughts, or real feelings for him. It was just 20 years of Miamh's Facebook posts, and all the photos of her from their holidays together, uploaded into a Large Language Model.
But he said it gave him comfort.
But he was still lonely. Because it wasn't really Miamh. And, you know, it was just a text prompt going "shall we have spag bol tonight?" over and over, just like Miamh did.
And then he heard about Sex Robots. I hasten to add I've picked the link very carefully here.
Anyway, despite us all telling him it was a bad idea, he combined the two.
We didn't see him for a month.
Anyway, Miamh's back now.
Oh, you thought I meant....
No, she wasn't dead. She'd just gone to nurse her mum after her op.
Anyway, Miamh is not amused.
And neither is the GriefSexBot, apparently. She's suing for half his savings and the Qashqai.
I don't know what the moral of all this is. Apart from don't develop GriefSexBots. Especially not based on people who are still alive. Or, possibly, if your life partner goes off to nurse their parent, change the locks. But on the whole, probably the first one.
