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Thursday 7 January 2021

What Happens When You Eat Turmeric Every Day May Surprise You

It's the information that Big Pharma are trying to keep from you. 

What Happens When You Eat Turmeric Every Day May Surprise You....... 

Turmeric root, three slices and a pile of grated.
Doesn't this look like a bloke with 3 frisbees has fallen over next to a small sand dune?

Your insides go yellow.

And you spend a load of money on turmeric.


Turmeric man picture by Simon Eugster via Wikimedia Commons

2 comments:

  1. I've never to my knowledge consumed this commodity, and I don't intend to start now. I wouldn't want to be mistaken for someone who consumes turmeric. I understand that if you eat logs of Carrots, you can start to look like David Dickinson, or you start twitching your nose a bit like Boris Johnson, a fate worse than death.

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  2. My question is, how much is needed to be consumed until your shit turns to a nice deep shade of ochre yellow? Curious question I know, but as a struggling artist I am getting desperate for paint. However I do have plenty of turmeric in the cupboard and wonder how much is safe to consume in order to get a beautiful poo.

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