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Saturday, 27 February 2021
Mr Potato Head Has Had His Chips
I had forgotten, if ever I knew, that the original Mr Potato Head was just a collection of the bits - nose, eyes etc - that a child would ...
Monday, 15 February 2021
Liturgy for the 50th Anniversary of Decimalisation Day
Hymn: Money Archdruid: Coor it's cold enough to freeze yer tuppenies. All: Why are you pretending to be a Cockney? And failing so badly?...
Sunday, 7 February 2021
Modern Jobs for a Post-Modern World
Here at the Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley, we're realising that in the new world we're not as well off as we used to be. So we...
The Light, and Not the Light
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made...
Saturday, 6 February 2021
Prayers for Deodre: By Tradition
Prayer Book: "And so, immortal and all-powerful God, even remembering that Thou art almighty and we but poor sinful worms, deserving o...
Friday, 5 February 2021
Tweet in Haste, Get Mercilessly Trolled at Leisure
Everyone's had something to say about the tweet of Reverend Jarel Robinson-Brown. Which no longer exists. And I'm not reproducing ...
Monday, 1 February 2021
It's an odd thing, dealing with deniers. Al Cotton, our resident sceptic, has been doing some of his own research into Covid, and has c...
Imbolc / St Brigid's Day / Norman Clegg's Birthday / Saint Sally's Eve
Hymn: Candle in the Wind Archdruid: Ow do? All: Top of the morning to yer! Archdruid: Ah, a true Celtic liturgy using authentic Celtic langu...
Saturday, 30 January 2021
Charles: King and Martyr
Archdruid: Today we remember Charles, King and Spaniel. All: Martyr. Archdruid: You sure about that? All: Yes. We keep telling you. Archdru...
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