Sometimes you try to be creative in liturgy and it just goes wrong. I'm not afraid to admit it. The important thing is to learn, then mo...

Let us give thanks for bald people On this Ash Wednesday Those who offer up to the ashing-person A blank and ready canvas for our cross-draw...

All:   When we've been there ten thousand years,  Bright shining as the sun,  We've no less days to sing God's praise Pedants: ...

"Hi, Hannah, I'm home!" "Saul, you said you'd gone out to hold some coats. Where have you been?" "It's ...

Layer upon layer in the story of the Presentation. The Holy Family go to Jerusalem. To the Temple. To achieve two things: Mary m...

 I've been absolutely overwhelmed by demands from a Mrs Trellis of North Crawley, asking me what we are going to do to mark today's ...

Please could all Beaker Folk be careful around the main lawn. There's a small herd of unifauns grazing there. We're really pleased t...

Yokel 1: I see that Thomas Hardy have gone 'n died. Yokel 2: 97 years ago, aye. Yokel 1: Spose in 3 years, the Thomas Hardy Society will...

How long O Lord until I can do something? Why did I let Charlii talk me into taking a week off? I went for a walk in Aspley Heath. A very Be...

My post-festive break continues. I've taken to checking my emails just in case an emergency comes up. I don't know why it should. No...

Second day genuinely off after all the Yule and Christmas activities. Day one was fine. Just laying around drinking gin and watching the Las...