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Monday, 13 July 2026
Liturgy for the Nativity of John Clare (1793)
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First Yokel: It's that John Clare's birthday today then. Second Yokel: Who were 'e then? 1Y: Some upcountry poet from where the...
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Sunday, 12 July 2026
Football is Purgatory
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Diego Maradona: So I'm still here... St Peter: Yes. DM: Outside the pearly gates. SP: Yes. DM: Waiting to come in. SP: Yes. DM: Yet I ca...
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Saturday, 11 July 2026
Gifts to the Clergy
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You know how it is. You have an item you no longer need in your house. And you have a choice. You could try and sell it on Vinted. But it...
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Monday, 22 June 2026
Liturgy for the Day after Summer Solstice
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Archdruid: Nights are drawing in. All: Soon be Christmas.
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Friday, 12 June 2026
The Beaker Collect for the World Cup
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Inspired by the Church of England's prayer , the Beaker Folk of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (but not Epsom) has released its own ...
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Tuesday, 2 June 2026
Nativity of Thomas Hardy (1840)
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(two besmocked yokels lean over a gate) Yokel 1: It be that Thomas Hardy's birthday then Yokel 2: That it be. Y1: Shall us goo and wish...
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Sunday, 31 May 2026
When Trinity Sunday coincides with Brian Harvey Day
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It occasionally happens that Trinity Sunday coincides with Brian Harvey Day. On 31st May 2005, Brian Harvey of the boy band East 17 ran over...
Tuesday, 26 May 2026
Melt Down in the Moot House
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And so as the temperature passed 90°F in the Moot House this afternoon, we had to face a terrible fact. Not that the world is becoming incre...
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Sunday, 17 May 2026
Trinity Sunday Sermon - pre-release
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Every year we get the stress from the people preaching on Easter Sunday. The illustrations that are blatantly heretical. The crying because ...
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Thursday, 30 April 2026
St Walpurga's Blight
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That's the trouble with such a dry spring. We lit the Walpurgisnacht / Beltane Wicker person. Next thing we knew the Moot House was surr...
Friday, 24 April 2026
Doored Ash
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Why do Anglicans talk about "Communion by Extension" and "(Care) Home Communion"? When they could just call it "D...
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