I get wet when it rains. What can we do about it?
Leaves. Why do the leafy little beggars keep falling off trees at this time of year?
A pheasant ran under my car and now I don't know what life is for.
Is it just me or are the nights drawing in?
Why are people on trains just slightly too annoying?
Why when walking on the beach do my shoes get sandy?
Drosophila. Something should be done.
We don't get radon in the West Midlands. Sometimes that makes me sad.
Don't you hate it that lifts only go up and down?*
Baked Beans are such a dull orange colour, aren't they?
A man spoke to me in London and now I don't know how to feel.
How come the Guardian pays me so much money to make so little sense, and I'm not even Simon Jenkins?
* with apologies to Douglas Adams
Making money from the mundane.
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