Tomorrow's menu (it being fish on Friday) - from the Beaker Secularists
There is no Cod.
Nor do we accept the existence of any Sole.
Nor shellfish - we don't want anyone claiming to be Prawn-again.
Plenty of Carp-ing - about the amount of religion in the media
Why are all the women so koi about meeting up with us?
No chance of anyone coming round to our Plaice.
you need help!!!
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