On visiting the apple store this morning, we discovered a Hermit of Imprecation has taken up residence in there. Please can all Beaker Folk be careful when collecting apples. Not only has the Hermit got a vile tongue on him, but he's taken to throwing Granny Smiths at anyone who annoys him.
oh dear... he isn't a pissed off Cleric from Somerset is he?
ReplyDeleteSounds like I could make a few quid with distance Beaker learning... Watch this space for "Beaker University".
ReplyDeletewell yes- correspondence courses in wailing and teeth gnashing could be highly sought after if marketed properly.
ReplyDeleteOr how about offering " the Beaker expeience", as a certificated weekend residential course?