Please can all Beaker Folk try to avoid Burton Dasset. His time in the woods has had quite a bad effect on him, and I blame it on the rather suspect looking fungi he has been eating.
Burton has now declared that he is channeling the spirit of the Moon Gibbon. He has recently taken to hiding in the trees, and then chasing after dog-walkers and courting couples on the assumption they are egg-stealing. When challenged as to what he is up to, he says that he is merely the one who is making a path in the forest, declaring the way for the True Gibbon, whose fur he is not worthy to groom.
If Burton tries to explain any of this gibberish to you, please can you ignore him.
He's not the Moon Gibbon, he's just a very spaced-out accountant.
oh dear, even though I give him good advice it seems that the funny mushrooms have taken their toll. Poor thing, will a detox session help.... I wonder....
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