After consultation, I'm pleased to announce that Hnaef has a new classification for his role.
As you all know, Hnaef performs the role of Arch-Assistant to the Archdruid without payment, combining this with the "day job" of running an archery school for people with no thumbs. We wish to recognise this in future by referring to him as a "Self-Supporting Druid" (SSD). The old name, "Not a Proper Druid like Eileen" (NAPDLE), will no longer be used for people with this status. This recognises that Hnaef is indeed a proper druid, even when dressed in his instructor's uniform and covered in arrow marks.
I am glad that Hanef's role is being properly recognised at last!
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect, archdruid, this is becoming silly. What's wrong with NAPDLE? We are all used to that, and no harm done. But you just have to go and make up a new acronym. You are just being coenobitically correct! It's mad, I say, mad!
ReplyDeleteAnd while I am at it: "arrow marks"? Is that what you call it now in the age of "collateral damage"? What next? "It's just a flesh wound"?