As a strong woman, capable of driving men wild with desire while simultaneously terrifying them through the threat of physical violence and an acid tongue, the character of Nora Batty is a great role model for any young woman contemplating a career as an archdruid.
8 am - Chasing an old man around with a yard brush
10 am - Gossipping and Bickering
12 noon - Wash Day
1 pm - Hanging out the Washing
2 pm - Cream cakes (unless Ivy gets there first)
3pm - Brushing t'yard
4pm - Sitting in a side car looking grumpy
6pm - Suspicion and aggression
8pm - Dragging Wally out of the Pigeon Coop
Dress Code - Wrinkled Stockings
I take it that wrinkled stockings are liturgicaly correct for Archdruids then ?
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