Festival of Facebook Being Five

Archdruid: It's good to see that two or three are gathered here, having dragged themselves away from their laptops.

All: Can you get a move on? We've got Superpets to clean, battle and exercise.

Archdruid: But they're really pants.

All: True. But they're cute as well.

Archdruid: Where two or three are gathered together....

All: They'll form a group in support of some obscure cause.

Archdruid: Don't you ever want to get out, see the sunshine?

All: You must be joking. We've got Scramble to play.

Exchange of the Poke

Archdruid: May the Poke be with you.

All: And also with you.

All may kiss, slap, cuddle, wave at, wink at or throw snowballs at

each other.

Archdruid: Now get out there and try to find some real, physical human 

beings for friends.

All: Just because you've only got six.

The Archdruid is.... fed up with trying to get a bunch of numpties to act 

vaguely spiritual.  

But also has the biggest brain.