The sudden influx of pilgrims is having a real impact on our ability to cater for all accommodation needs. We've moved additional pilgrims into every available bedroom and dormitory, but we're in danger of breaching all health and safety guidelines, and you know how much I'd hate that.
In desperation we've put up a row of tents but the people staying in them are freezing in the latest cold snap. This isn't what we'd want people to experience as part of the Joseph of Arimathea experience, but money's money when all's said and done.
Dear Archdruid Eileen,
ReplyDeletehave you considered using spare accomodation and catering capacity available at certain hallowed halls near Bungay? Perhaps the time has come to plant a new community in rural Suffolk?
But then, perhaps frostbite, I mean, virtuous suffering, however pointless, is part of the 21st century, postmodern, neo-coenobitic experience.
Respectfully,