Aggro alert

As Beaker People will know, we have a six-colour scheme to identify the level of danger of vandalism from drunks wandering around the village. Not that we worry too much - just the odd sweet paper thrown over the fence, or a tea bag lobbed at the Assistant Arch-Executive Druid. Or someone writing a rude word on the shed.

Now we are into the summer holidays, we are downgrading from Magenta to Puce. Or, in the older, less exciting way of categorising these things, from "Terrifying" to "Niggling".

I hope everyone's minds are now at rest. At least until September.