Oval Day

Once again, in an attempt to influence the test match, we will be adopting an oval policy.

All things served at breakfast were, you may notice, oval.

We used special beakers with an oval cross-section, rather than the normal round one, for Pouring Out of Beakers this morning.  And we will be doing the same until stumps on Monday or when someone wins the test, whichever comes first.

We have re-mapped the standing stone circle into the shape of an oval, and aligned as best as we can with the one in South London.  You may think that spending all night with a mini-crane and digger, moving lumps of sandstone around is a bit obsessive, but if it was good enough for the original druids then it's good enough for us.

By remapping our symbolic landscape in this way we hope we can align with the spiritual energy on the pitch.  It's all going splendidly so far...