Cedar Tree how big it's grown

Could not help but notice this string of yew thefts in the local papers.  I am slightly worried about the resemblance of the alleged yew thief to our Assistant Druid to the Archdruid, Drayton Parslow.  And suddenly slightly more worried about the Traditional Beaker Hedge that Young Keith has been planting on our School Lane boundary.  But mostly concerned about the sheer number of puns in one article.