Dress code: 1980s hair, or, out of respect the for the death of the dreams of a million schoolboy Marxists, anoraks and duffel coats.
Archdruid: Tonight we're gonna party...
All: Like it's 1989.
Archdruid: We remember the fall of the Wall - a symbol of oppression
All: ... a symbol of failure
Archdruid: A godless society...
All: ...never delivered the goods
At this point, Gilbert the Secularist may interpose with the words "you're lumping us all together! I'm one of the nice atheists - not like those communist ones! My kind's never been tried so it's bound to work!"
Archdruid: A failure of humanity
All: A failure of the imagination.
Archdruid: We dance with those who danced on the wall
All: We weep with those who wept.
Archdruid: And now we rejoice in our freedom - the freedom to imagine, to believe and to consume what we want.
All: Bring on the wall!
A large wall with amusing holes cut into it moves across the Orchard. Beaker People throw themselves through it or, if failing to move quickly enough, are knocked into a comedy swimming pool.
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