Homeopathy

I can't say how pleased we are to see that the NHS is going to stop funding homeopathy treatments.
It's the last thing you need in private enterprise, is state-subsidised competition.

Now roll up, roll up!  We've gallons of complete safe water, guaranteed free of side effects.  And we'll even put a label on it  - to say it's been slightly tinged with whatever you need, to put one over on the so-called "professionals".  And now each dose of homeopathic medicine comes in its own hand-moulded mini-beaker.

Take it home as a souvenir of your time with the Beaker People.  A bottle of traditional healing wisdom, and something which will live in your memory - until you have to be rushed into hospital for real treatment.

Disclaimer - Beaker Homeopathy is only recommended for people who aren't really ill.  If you're genuinely unwell, you'll be better off with a doctor.