Celebration of the 936th Anniversary of Gregory VII Excommunicating Married Priests

Archdruid: A happy Anniversary of the Compulsion of Clerical Celibacy!
All: And also with you.


Archdruid: Although this doesn't apply to druids, I hasten to add.
All: Not to Young Keith at any rate.


Archdruid: Oh he's not been out on the pull again?
All (apart from Keith): Even unto last night.  Even unto the 8th or 9th public house and nightclub.

Archdruid: That's it then.  Somebody get me those castratori.  I'm having no more angry boyfriends turning up at the Great House demanding to see that wally again.

Keith: I'm just running off and I may be some time.
All: And also with you.