Who wants to be a Tera-Electron Volt?

And your question for One Million Pounds: why are you doing this again?

A) Because we can
B) Research into disease is boring
C) We can get all excited about TeVs and LHCs! Makes us feel like real men when everyone at school used to beat us up for being nerds.
D) Look at my research grant!  I mean!  Look at my research grant!