Track your Clergy with SatRev

Tired of constantly asking what your priest, rabbi, rector, pastor or archdruid is doing with their time? Not sure they earn their massively over-inflated wages? Then wonder no more. Using the latest in space-age technology, Google Maps and the type of chip you use to identify your dog, tortoise or other household pet, you can enter the exciting world of SatRev.  Simply insert the identifying GPS/RF tag into the scruff of your clergyperson's neck, and you can use your desktop computer to track where they are at any time!

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This rector has too many parishes. And on this Sunday, they all want Morning Prayer and Evensong from her.

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This vicar is "on holiday" in the vicarage. He is sneaking out each day wearing dark glasses and an overcoat.

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Having satisfied both of his parishes that he's off to the other place for the day, this minister has headed for the seaside instead.

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Reaching her farthest-off parish to discover she had forgotten her reading glasses, this vicar was diverted by some unexpected roadworks and ended up in the Bedford one-way system. She isn't very happy.