Blue Monday Schedule

6am Rising in the Dark

7am Cleaning of Teeth

7.30 am Wailing (with Gnashing of Teeth)

For those at work:

7.45 am Departure for Work

8.30 Shuffling round for a cup of coffee

8.45 Waiting for the computer to boot up

9 am Whingeing back round at the Coffee Machine

10 am Doing some actual work

10.50 Getting in orders for trip to Coffee Machine

11  Trip to Coffee Machine

11.20 Handing-out of Coffee

11.45 Some more actual work

12 noon Peering out the window thinking it's not very nice

12.30 Surfing the net instead of going into town

1.30 pm Going into town anyway

2.30 Coffee Machine

2.45 Bit more work

3.00 Weekly stand-up meeting

3.30 Weekly sit-down meeting

3.45 Brainstorming Session

3.46 Awareness Training (Implicit Epileptic Discrimination - Module 8)

3.50 Thought Puddle

4.00 Getting ready to go home

4.59 Last-minute crisis

5.00 Departure.

For those who do not have, or choose not to have, paid employment

7.45 Hiding under the duvet

9.25 Jeremy Kyle Show

9.30 - 5 pm Fear and Trembling

Combined activities

6 pm Dinner

7 pm Wailing

8 pm Gnashing of Teeth

9 pm Filling up of Beakers (if not frozen)

10 pm Cleaning of teeth