Reading Mrs Hnaef's comments on the Rapture pet-keeping services has made me think.
People of Britain. Before getting in any bus, train or taxi - check if the driver is an evangelical. And bear in mind the consequences if the Rapture happens during your journey.
Evangelicals are quite middle of the road. It's the charismatics you need to watch out for.
ReplyDeleteSymptoms tend to be really cheerful, bursting into songs of praise at the drop of a hat, rocking from side to side and waving hands above their head.
I often see them on the road, especially after I have cut them up. :)