In honour of Michael Bond, we put a sign on Young Keith before he set off for London earlier, with the message "Please take care of this ex-MP". What a mistake that was. He's come home with three consultancies.
There have been complaints that eating nothing but marmalade sandwiches in honour of Paddington is unhealthy. I was prepared to ignore the whingers in my usual pastoral way, but it's since been pointed out that it could be banned under the Geneva Convention. So I've given way. Marmite is available as well. It sounds similar, after all.
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