Ikons

No, you're all wrong.  It's called an Ikon Worskshop. I've looked it up, and Ikon is definitely the authentic name. On account of the letter "kappa" being a "c" and a "k" in Greek. Which is why, round these parts, we refer to Burton's beloved Dawes as a "kukle".

The Ikon workshop starts in ten minutes.  Although "ikon" seems a bit pretentious for referring to them in practice. So while it's an Ikon Workshop, the things we'll be producing will be "icons". We're authentic but not necessarily consistent. I hope this is all clear.

We've not actually got a proper iconographer, if that's the right word, but Andii went to Zakinthos once, and he reckons he knows how they work. The plasterboard's all been cut to the right lengths and we've lit a few tea lights.

It's going to be a very reverent evening.