Beaker Person | Giving up | Current state |
Burton Dassett | Train Spotting | Drain spotting |
Young Keith | Smoking | Has been discovered with a secret stash of B&H |
Archdruid Eileen | Port | Not long till Mothering Sunday. I do get Mothering Sunday off, don't I? Please? |
Hnaef | Knitting | Croquet is good |
Daphne Hnaef | Hnaef | Radiant |
Marston Moretaine | Fruit & Quiz Machines | Walking round in small circles |
Mansfield Woodhouse | Watching Television | Has put the radio in a crate |
Drayton Parslow | Nothing | As irritating as a bunch of poison ivy wrapped in insulating foam |
If the Archdruid is still missing port, there is an argument for attending Holy Communion for the wine, which is both consecrated and in good churches, actually port is used.
ReplyDeleteAssisting in wine administration, also provides the opportunity to consume that which has not been consumed by the communicants.
Just a thought - it means a conversion, but not necessary for the CofE, who would welcome you with outstretched wine chalice.
I think you'll find, UKViewer, that one cannot just turn up and become wine administrator. There are lessons and - for all I know - probably competency examinations.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I know that some Anglican priests ensure they consume any left-overs themselves. Conversion may be a thought, but waiting for the end of Lent may be quicker.