Opposition Football Formations - as seen by Fernando Torres

Damping down the urge to laugh, you've got to have some sympathy for Fernando Torres. Getting paid all that money to mope around and look sulky. Makes you wonder how he can raise the motivation to pick up his pay packet of a Friday.
But psychologists tell us that much of sport is in the mind. And we've tried to get into the mind of Fernando Torres to understand what the opposition looks like to him. After unscrambling the brainwave patterns, and translating out of Spanish, I can now exclusively reveal the discrepancy that exists between reality, and the view of the world that poor old Nando now has.

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As seen by Fernando Torres

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As seen by Fernando Torres

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As seen by Fernando Torres