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Saturday, 14 May 2011

Good news and bad news on the Rapture

More from the EBible Fellowship.

The good news is they're still running with the whole "world ends on 21 May" concept. They are unable to accept any more orders for the Bibles, as due to the End of the World they won't arrive in time. Seems a slightly unfair policy - after all, those of us left after 21 May are still going to need stuff to read.
But good news! You can still make a dedication! So they'll be able to buy more Bibles that they won't be sending out. Or, if nothing else, they'll have made a tidy profit come the rapture.
Ironically, they're still asking us to make a request only once every 30 days. No longer relevant, guys!


I really hope I'm right on this bunch. I'm going to be in so much trouble if I'm wrong.

2 comments:

  1. Well, I'll be on a plane to Italy on the 21st, so I suppose I'll be halfway to heaven already when the Rapture arrives :-)

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  2. Brilliant. I missed this amongst the end time weather forecast and the "will you get raptured" flow chart. Will have to nick for my post - but presumably that won't matter with only a few hours to go! http://wp.me/p177De-EK

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