Harrold Camping

We're looking forward to this weekend's special outing. We're going camping in Harrold.
Some say we're asking for trouble. Some say the weather forecast is for plagues of frogs, volcanic eruptions and bowls of plagues. But I say phooey. They've never been camping in Harrold, which is a calm little place. The worst we can expect is a bit of flooding if there's too much rain - that's an awful big flood plain between Harrold and Carlton.
Others say there's no camp site in Harrold. And I say that may be true. But there's an awful big flood plain between Harrold and Carlton. What could possibly go wrong?