The unbearable lightness of Anglicanism

I was shocked at first, of course. But I'm just glad, really, that Hnaef has admitted to his secret membership of the Church of England.

To tell the truth, I'd had my suspicions something wasn't quite "right". And at least that it explains why he's so unaccountably posh. And tolerant of differing opinions. And why he's so fond of sherry. And jumble sales.

And, of course, why he never goes to church.