Festival of Star Trek

Some people are never happy.

You wanted a Star Trek-themed service. So we had one.
Fake ears all round.
An entire liturgy written in Klingon.
Nothing "illogical" in the Statement of Belief".
The song "You raise me up" re-written as "You beam me up".
A very thorough sermon explaining why the Ascension was nothing like teleportation - thanks to Burton, in particular for the Power-Point diagrams.

But I went to all the trouble of getting everyone those Star Trek replica costumes. Obviously the Druidic Synod members got the yellowy t-shirts. But I still don't understand what it was about the red ones that you all objected to.