Not intended for worship

You see, this is why we have abjured all things Celtic Christian.

Yes, it's all very easy to get suckered in. They lure you with the smell of heather and the Coolins a'pulling you away and the haunting tone of the violin and the rhythm of a bodhrán.

And so, in a moment of weakness, full of the spirit of the Ancient North and West, you say OK. Have your Celtic worship evening.

And what do you get?

Bagpipes. That's what. Bagpipes.

That's it. I'm not being fooled again. Celtic liturgy is banned again.