Can all Beaker People be in the Spinney for 9 sharp this morning.
A few words of advice:
Trees are the big wooden things with branches and the bark still on. I know that lamp-posts can seem similar to those of you with urban upbringings, but you'll get no spiritual benefit from hugging a lamp-post. Likewise, if you hug a telegraph pole. It'll take you hours to get the creosote off, as well.
Try to avoid hugging Holly. It's not that she has Issues. She just finds this habit of going around hugging other people at random a bit strange.
The Elder trees felt a bit left out last time. I know they're smelly and leave green marks on your clothes - but have a think about the words to "Will you come and Follow Me".
OK. Let's get out there and HUG SOME TREES!
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