A Level Celebration Service

Many Beaker People have been making anxious phone calls today as they find out whether children or grand-children have got the grades they want.

Now you know how it is. If someone's lovely offspring got the grades they want then you're gonna know. If they didn't get the grades, their parents / grandparents aren't gonna want to talk about it. And if someone's own children didn't do too well but their brother-in-law's kids did - well, best stay well away from the subject.

So the A Level Celebration today won't be mentioning the exams in anyway. And anyone grinning too much will be thrown out. Now let's all show some discretion, and focus on lighting tea lights and filling up beakers.