Rock Shortage

You wouldn't think this could happen,  in a community built on sandstone, but we've run out of rocks.

We've got a very important labyrinth to build this afternoon. But between endless ceremonies where we were contemplating pebbles, the cairns that are now littering the landscape (which we cemented into place for health and safety reasons) and the seventeen labyrinths that are now all over the community grounds, we seem to be pebble-free. Alan Titchmarsh could only dream of such soil.

I'm currently negotiating with the Moot the possibility of dismantling some of the existing labyrinths - but they seem to be channeling the spirit of English Heritage here, and are arguing that every labyrinth, being a place of worship, must be preserved just as it is forever. So in the meantime if everyboday could please check their rooms? I reckon enough people will be devout in their private devotions that we will be able to patch up a reasonable, if smallish, new labyrinth. If that doesn't work, we're going to have to use some packs of Hnaef's liberal hi-vises.